Glenn Beck’s crappy new sponsors

On a July 28 Fox News Show Glenn Beck called President Obama a racist who has a “deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture,” then as if remembering the President was born to a white mother contradicted…err, rescinded his comment seconds later.  The damage was done as ColorofChange.org quickly started calling for a boycott of his show, and apparently sponsors listened.  A large number of Beck’s sponsors have subsequently dropped him, which Beck has not taken lightly as supposedly he has been spending much of his off camera time alone crying in dark, musty stairwells.  glenn-beck-goes-crazy-in-radio-show-pin-head-funny-comedyHow bad is he hurting?  Yesterday evil retailing giant Wal-Mart and seven other companies pulled their ads from his show.  Among the other 20 companies that have bailed on the blinkered Beck are:  GMAC Financial Services, Best Buy, CVS, Travelocity, Geico, ConAgra, RadioShack, Men’s Wearhouse, State Farm, Sargento Cheese and Procter & Gamble.

Hundreds of Beck fans have voiced support for him on a counter-protest Web site, which urges consumers to boycott the advertisers who pulled out of Beck’s show.  Judging from Monday night’s broadcast, their efforts seemed to work as there were plenty of new sponsors eager to fill the ad slots, including the following notable companies:

Fucking Asshole Towing Co.

Fucking Asshole Towing Co.

Ashwipe Chimney Sweepers, Inc.

Ashwipe Chimney Sweepers, Inc.

Big Dick’s Halfway Inn

Big Dick’s Halfway Inn

Bunghole Liquors, Inc.

Bunghole Liquors, Inc.

Nigaz Pharmaceuticals, Inc.

Nigaz Pharmaceuticals, Inc.

Juan in a Million Taco Shop

Juan in a Million Taco Shop

Superior Erection Company

Superior Erection Company

Fuk Hing Int. Development Co., LTD.

Fuk Hing Int. Development Co., LTD.

Curl up and Dye Salon Hair Products

Curl up and Dye Salon Hair Products

Stubbs Prosthetics & Orthodontics, Inc.

Stubbs Prosthetics & Orthodontics, Inc.

Oreo Barbie by Mattel

Oreo Barbie by Mattel

Fuk Mi Sushi & Seafood Buffet ("Fuk Mi" is likely what Beck is thinks to himself every time another sponsor drops him)

Fuk Mi Sushi & Seafood Buffet ("Fuk Mi" is likely what Beck is thinks to himself every time another sponsor drops him)

KIDSEXCHANGE Clothing Store

KIDSEXCHANGE Clothing Store

The Dirty Hoe Garden Shed Co.

The Dirty Hoe Garden Shed Co.

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20 Responses to Glenn Beck’s crappy new sponsors

  1. James says:

    if you spent $30 MILLION a day every single day for 2000 years it would still not equal to obama’s $23.7 TRILLLION in financial bailouts

    … the main reasons why people get poorer are because of higher taxes and inflation.

    • Too Safe says:

      The number $23.7 trillion is a complete farce and counts most “liabilities” twice or more. Example: It counts a mortgage that was backed by the program, plus the FDIC liability for a bank that would fail due to failed mortgages, that’s counting the same money twice. There are hundreds of similar examples in this “audit.”

    • AJ says:

      And using the same math it would be 466 years at $30 million per day to pay off just the debt that George W. Bush laid on us during his 8-year long national nightmare of an administration. Would you please point me to your post bitching about that.

      And it would take a solid year of $30-million days to pay off one month of the off-the-books war in Iraq (Afghanistan not included) that is getting almost three times what the government LOANED to the auto industry, every year for over six years! Why aren’t you bitching about that?

      I used to argue with conservatives that loved Bush’s war, that if it was so damned important to them that we “fight them there, so we won’t have to fight them here”, then they would be eager to support a tax increase to pay for it, no? Dead effing silence. From you too, I expect. Want to end a conservative’s war: ask them to pay for it.

      BTW, why did you pick $30 million as a figure?

      • Alan Remington says:

        Wars are incredibly expensive. Attempting, as Bush did, to conduct a war without paying for it with increased taxes was economically crippling and forcing our children and grandkids to pay for it was just plain cowardly.

        The true horrors of war need to be seen and experienced to be fully understood. But we had a president who was AWOL during his brief military stint and a Vice-President who was a draft dodger. They had no concept of the wholesale death, life-wrecking pain and trauma to the young American kids they sent into battle. In truth, I seriously doubt whether they gave it a second’s consideration. They wanted the oil.

    • Tracy says:

      the financial bailouts were from Bush

  2. Baxter says:

    It’s rotten liberal scrum like you that keeps America from being great. You want to turn the whole country into some f@cking kumbaiya love camp while ignoring the 2nd amendment rights of all men to arm themselves. May the death panels find you and your family and I pray that your precious health care will heal those wounds.
    Please visit my blog at…(edited)

    • Too Safe says:

      Have you stopped to think that perhaps by denying the poor health coverage is like a death panel itself with the Republicans making the decisions? By the way I’m not liberal…i’m more of a fiscally conservative progressive. I hate labels.

    • IMI says:

      And of course, facts are “liberal” so they have no meaning.

      • ishtarmuz says:

        Yes, everyone knows that reality has a liberal bias.

  3. IMI says:

    Good post. If those companies did start advertising on FOX I might actually watch. LOL!

  4. You’d think the CofJCofLDS (aka “Mormons”) would get a piece of that nummy-nummy Beck action (they have often run “get a FREE Book of Mormon” campaigns – time to raid the Prop 8 war chests!). Afterall, he is one of their sheep, isn’t he? Does he have some sort of special dispensation (like the way QB Steve Young could play football on Sunday) to lie to the extent he does because he is on TV (always a feather in the cap for the church that likes to keep score of such things)?

  5. sycamore says:

    I just visited the defendglenn.com site and utilized the contact information for his continuing sponsore to ask them to drop beck.
    How convenient!

  6. Robby Daniel says:

    I-just spoke to Glen Beck’s ex Asian boyfriend Eric & he says you’ve all got him wong & he’s really just a little sweetie who’s embarrassed because he secretly feels attracted to rednecks with little dicks but as young Eric was only 12 & was out drinking & drugging & the other stuff with some head preacher guy from a popular Charismaniac church I’m not too sure if you should take this rumour seriously…

    Your’s fer America’s sake…

    Winston P Smiley… (RDRRR)

  7. about time says:

    I used to listen to glenn he was funny sometimes and informitve others. But since Obama got elected he has gone over the edge.I think if we are talking about racism maybe he should look at him self. very good site will look for more comments. also have sent eamils to every sponcer of beck and will not use them as long as they buy time on his show thank you

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  9. linda says:

    HAHA This is so funny I spilled my drink!!!!

  10. Sharon says:

    Regretfully, you cannot rationalize with irrational people. A racist is a racist and you cannot change that. Only time and circumstances, along with an open mind will change it. You cannot educate these people because they do not have that core component that allows one to uderstand the rationalization that the constitution of the very United States they all say they love, was written to protect our democracy. This is a battle that has gone on since the beginning of time. Ignorance to some is bliss – to the rest of us it is just annoying.

  11. Gerorgia says:

    I have not laughed this much ass I did last Wed. eve, on my way home from a sidewalk show of support for health care. The anti’s showed up also. I have never seen a bunch of “I know everything, don’t try tohange me with facts” flag waving numb-ckulls anywhere. They shouted at me when I tried to converse with any somewhat civil person. DON’T TALK TO HER!!! WY DON’T YOU HAVE A FLAG TO WAVE?? DN’T YOU DARE TRY TO CHANGE MY MIND!! It was truly amazing to see so many uneducated persons in one place. Sarasota is Rich-Bitch town, very sophistiated and artsy, though.

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  13. bella6626 says:

    Thanks for all the information on the sponsors list. I plan to avoid every one of them. I will also forward the list to my friends and family. I have two GOP siblings that I do not associate with because they supported BushCo. Haven’t visited my brother since 1998, when he tried to sway my opinion of Bill Clinton. Geez. Republicans are holier than thou, self-righteous, lying sacks of shite. The people who impeached Clinton were cheating on their wives and/or closet gays. You can’t make this sh*t up. He put us in the black for the first time since 1980, when Reagan had our loan interest rates up to 14% and put millions out of work, and he had his hands tied behind his back by Trent Lott, Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde, et al. All of whom were having ilicit affairs. GOP = Scum of the earth.

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