Joe Wilson yelled “You lie!” during Obama’s speech on a dare
September 10, 2009 7 Comments
Rep. Joe Wilson claims Sen. Chuck Grassley promised to let him into ‘Gang of Six‘
WASHINGTON D.C., - During President Obama’s moving speech on health care Wednesday evening, South Carolina Rep. Joe Wilson (R) yelled out “You lie!” when the President stated his plan would not provide coverage for illegal immigrants. Many who heard his comment instantly began speculating that such an outburst could only come from someone with touretts syndrome. Although the jury is still out -Wilson denied he has or has ever suffered from touretts syndrome- but did not provide any suporting evidence to justify his denials. Wilson released this formal apology immediately following the conclusion of the President’s speech:
This evening it looks as if I let my emotions get the best of me when listening to the President’s remarks regarding the whole health care thing. But there is more than meets the eye here. To be honest with y’all, I frankly don’t know enough about all this health insurance mess to agree or disagree with the President’s statements about them Mexicans getting their hands on my health care. Rather, my comments were a direct result of Senator Grassley challenging me by saying: ‘I didn’t have the balls to pull a Glenn Beck and scream out something illogical and crazy during the speech.’ He even claimed ‘Pelosi has got bigger balls than you.’ He also said he was ‘so sure I’d chicken out that he’d be willing to bet his own membership in the Gang of Six that I wouldn’t do it.’
Now, I wasn’t going to let ole’ Chucky get one on me, plus the Gang of Six are so awesome, everyone knows they throw the biggest keggers in D.C. Plus, I really wanted one of them leather jackets they wear with the cool number 6 on the back of it- I’d be like the Fonz of the House man. So, I yelled it loud as hell, unfortunately I didn’t time it right cause- at the very moment I started screaming everyone decided to get quiet. So all you heard was me screaming ‘You lie!’ I know how all this must look, but trust me we pull much crazier crap than that all the time over at the C-street house. Anyways, I also know without all this context- my comments might have seemed inappropriate to the viewers at home and the President. Hopefully, y’all can understand where I was coming from given the circumstances. I would like to extend my sincere apologies to the President for my outburst, and he also deserves an apology from Senator Grassley who started it all. Hopefully, I don’t think they’ll be any hard feelings, because he knows that I don’t know enough about health care enough to have just blurted something out without being provoked.
Senator Grassley could not be reached for comment and is expected to address Wilson’s allegations in the forthcoming days.
All kidding aside, its a little ironic how Bush wasn’t heckled when he proposed going to WAR against Iraq with little to no credible evidence or justification. Yet, Obama gets heckled like he’s bombing his first try at stand up comedy- for proposing what? HEALTH CARE backed by tons of evidence of showing the current system is broken. There was no problem with sending our soldiers off to DIE on nothing but one man’s whim, but all of the sudden there’s a massive problem with making sure citizens of the world’s most powerful country gets a shot at having HEALTHY LIVES. How is it easier to convince the masses to support the unjustified deaths of our nations’ soldiers than it is to convince the same masses of extending basic health care coverage to the citizens of the most powerful Country in the world- ESPECIALLY when the financial costs of any of the proposed health plans pale in comparison than that of the War.
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