Why Sean Hannity leaked photos of himself with hookers on purpose- ANSWERED!!!

From left to right: PIMP (Bunny brothel owner Dennis Hof), JOHN (Sean Hannity with pen), and HOOKER (Stacy Swallows Air Force Amy).

From left to right: PIMP (Bunny brothel owner Dennis Hof), JOHN (Sean Hannity with pen), and HOOKER (Stacy Swallows or Air Force Amy).

Hooker on Hannity: “he has been gladly paying good money for really raunchy sex with women he barely knows since well before 1990.”

LAS VEGAS, NEVADA -   An anonymous source close to FoxNews told Unreasonably Safe Reporter  the pictures circulating on the internet of Sean Hannity posing with prostitutes were actually leaked by Hannity himself. The source is also claiming that he actually did this to distance himself from the Glenn Beck rape controversy. The well publicized allegations that Beck raped a woman in 1990 has started to catch the attention of the mainstream media. They have been dumbfounded by the same question concerned citizens have yet to get an answer on- ‘If Glenn Beck didn’t rape a woman in 1990, why hasn’t he denied the allegations.’ Despite the growing concerns of citizens nationwide, Beck, Hannity and the rest of the FoxNews crew have remained mysteriously silent on the issue. That is until today, when the photos of Hannity carousing with prostitutes mysteriously began surfacing on the internet.

Apparently, the release of the photos was in response to the recent allegations that Hannity might have had a part in covering up Beck’s rape controversy. Rather than be dragged down by Beck’s problems, Hannity got out in front of the issue and released these pics himself in the hopes of creating a diversion, while also giving himself the opportunity to get his side of the story out before the liberal media was able to spin it. The message Hannity is putting out there is simple, “While it may be true that I used to be a whore monger, I at least paid for sex in 1990.”

Hannity and his honies after a lengthy session of 'in-depth investigatory reporting' and 'hard hitting revealing exposes'

Hannity and his honies after a lengthy session of 'in-depth investigatory reporting' and 'hard hitting revealing exposes'

More importantly, the photo leak effectively accomplishes two things. First it distances him from Beck and his rape controversy by creating his own quasi-controversy for people to focus on. Secondly, it serves to create a pretty rock-solid defense. Which is: ‘Sure, I used to squander hundreds of thousands of dollars a year on prostitutes, but that doesn’t mean I have a deep seated hatred of consensual sex. It simply means I used to have a deap seated hatred of non-transactional consensual sex.

According to Wanda Cyprian, a schedule coordinator at the Bunny brothel- “Sean was no stranger to the Bunny, he was actually one of our most valued customers, right behind Charlie Sheen, Michael Douglas and Billy Mays, you know the guy with the beard from those infomercials who OD’d on coke.” Cyprian went on to say: “I’ve gotten to know Sean pretty well over the past couple of years, and I can honestly say- yes, the man had an insatiable thirst for paying top dollar for raunchy sexual services- however, that doesn’t mean he might have been a rapist in 1990, or a co-conspirator to a rape in 1990.” She also said the reality of his recovery from his legalized prostitution addiction, “has been kind of bitter sweet you know, because on one hand we lost one fourth of our yearly revenue- boom! gone in one shot, but on the other hand I’m happy to see that he’s recovered and is leading what appears to be a normal life free of hookers.”

This is an interesting twist in the Glenn Beck alleged rape in 1990 saga and leaves us with only one real question, which unfortunately can only be answered by Hannity himself: WHY RELEASE THE PICS NOW? . . . . There could only be one logical explanation. Hannity must have learned of something that lead him to believe there might be some truth to the allegations Beck raped a woman in 1990.

Hannity, pictured here on one of his last visits to the Bunny. With him are four of the reportedly six hookers he hired for one session. The other two prostitutes were never seen exiting the room.... because they were apparently too "tired" to take pictures.

Hannity, pictured here on one of his last visits to the Bunny. With him are four of the reportedly six hookers he hired for one session. The other two prostitutes were never seen exiting the room.... because they were apparently too "tired" to take pictures.

Why else would Beck’s own colleague abandon him at a time like this? What made Hannity come forward with information that proves he isn’t the morally perfect guy he holds himself out to be. Why did he opt to damage his own reputation by revealing that he used to be a first class whore monger with an uncontrollable need to pay for sex? Why else would he admit to spending a whopping  $1.4 million on prostitutes in a nine year period if he didn’t know something about Beck’s alleged rape scandal? What does Hannity know that he’s not telling us?

These are questions that only Hannity could answer – we just have to hope he comes forward with some real answers sooner rather than later..

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4 Responses to Why Sean Hannity leaked photos of himself with hookers on purpose- ANSWERED!!!

  1. HanityHatyr says:

    While I understand why he did it, I can’t believe this guy still wakes up every morning and goes to a job where he preaches morals and all that bs… This guy is full of it. And it’s looking more and more like Glenn Beck might have had a hand in that rape case from 1990.

  2. FantasyFred says:

    This is downright disgraceful!!! I can’t wait to hope the police come and get you and throw you in jail and throw away the key and everything. Hannity should sue you for at least a million dollars, at least!!!

  3. Jimmy Joe John says:

    That is not Stacey Swallows, her name is Air Force Amy.

  4. Phil says:

    lmao…love what your doing from an ideology standpoint…but man you are playing with fire…watch out for defamation charges and such…

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