Beck tosses innocent frog into boiling pot of water on air – for fun
September 25, 2009 16 Comments
Not to rain on Beck’s crazy parade, but his little ‘experiment‘ was soo 90′s, as in 1690′s – it was called the Salem Witch Trials
Yes, you just witnessed a man kill a frog by tossing it into a pot of boiling water on live TV for no apparent reason, other than to prove to his critics, once and for all, that he’s a homicidal lunatic who can’t be trusted near amphibians. Beck was simply doing what he does best, which is to formulate some ridiculous argument/opinion based solely on a myth, only this time he tossed a live frog into a pot of boiling water.
The frog, who is survived by four tadpoles, was said to be a kind soul who had a zeal for life and truly enjoyed living. Friends of the frog claim he was a progressive environmentalist and a big supporter of green jobs. At his eulogy earlier today, his teary-eyed brother said “Ribbet!! My little bro didn’t die in vein- in fact, I couldn’t imagine a better way my brother would’ve wanted to go than by (sniffling) – exposing Beck for the crazy lying killer that he is.”
Sources close to the family say they were especially outraged by Beck’s dismissive comment- “forget about the frog,” he said immediately after realizing he had committed murder. The frog’s family plan on filing a wrongful death suit in the hopes of raising awareness of Beck’s murderous ways. Upon hearing of the family’s plans to sue him, Beck issued what can only be described as a heartless response. The douchey FoxNews show host actually had the audacity to claim the frog was a prop. So it’s not enough to end an innocent frog’s life- no, no- he felt compelled to add insult to injury by dismissing the frog as fake.
For argument’s sake, let’s assume for a moment that the frog was in fact a prop. Why would Beck rest his whole premise on showing viewers how they have to “jump out of the pot” in response to Obama’s policies- only to use a prop frog he knows can’t jump out of the pot. Does he secretly want viewers to stay in the pot of boiling water and die like the frog? I don’t get it.
Killing and torturing animals has long been known as one of the hallmark characteristics of notorious serial killers. One need not look further than Beck’s questionable past in order to reach the conclusion that there is a possibility that he might have a”deep-seated hatred” of letting others live.
First, Beck’s actions after dumping the frog into the boiling water (at 1:04) are particularly telling. Observe the unwavering calmness of Beck’s demeanor as he watches the helpless frog die. Notice how Beck doesn’t even flinch when he realizes the frog needs his help- the man lacks the human impulse of reacting in a helfpul matter. Is this not the mark of an experienced killer.
Need more proof? There’s the much publicized rumors that Beck allegedly raped and possibly murdered a woman in 1990. Is it that much of a stretch to think that Glenn Beck perhaps raped and killed a woman in 1990, when the clip above shows that he raped that poor crappy metaphor and killed a helpless frog. His silence on the topic is uncomfortable, and his reluctance to deny the allegations only cause the dark clouds of suspicion hanging over him to grow larger.
Lastly, Beck’s focus on spreading an irrational fear of the Census and the possibility his rhetoric might have inspired the hanging of a federal census worker, who was found with the word “fed” written across his chest. Coincidentally, creating an unhealthy distrust of the feds is one of Beck’s favorite topics. Oh yeah, did you notice how the date the census worker was hung- 9/12 It just so happened to coincide with the hate-tinged teabagger protests Beck so proudly helped orchestrate.
If the frog was real Beck killed it, and if the frog was fake he killed that poor crappy metaphor he was trying to show. So either way you slice it- he’s a killer. I just hope the authorities take notice, before Glenn Beck gets the opportunity to kill another innocent creature, or even worse- a helpless metaphor.