Lou Dobbs to divorce wife after finding out she’s Mexican

Dobbs says he was fooled by her ‘Mexican gypsy trickery’

Lou Dobbs and Wife Debi Lee Segura

The Dobbs seen here recently at a screening of Fit with Mitt. (A documentary chronicling Mitt Romney's battle and eventual triumph over his obsession with his physical appearance, and the grueling exercise regiments he used to be addicted to.)

SUSSEX COUNTY, NEW JERSEY –  CNN show host, and staunch immigration critic, Lou Dobbs has reportedly filing for divorce from wife Debi Lee Segura. The news of the divorce came somewhat as a shock to Debi and the couple’s four children. In a brief phone interview with Unreasonably Safe Observer, she said “I had no idea we were even having problems, I mean Lou kissed me before leaving to work this morning and then two hours later I get a call from his attorney telling me he’s considering filing for divorce.”

Apparently, sources close to Dobbs claim he is contemplating filing for divorce after discovering his wife’s “secret” Mexican heritage. A longtime producer of Dobbs’ show, who asked not to be identified for this report, says the CNN show host is outraged but says he only has himself to blame.

The producer said, “I mean all of us at the show thought he knew, you know… that Deb was Mexican. Which is why we always found it kinda weird that he was super anti-Mexico and everything.” The producer also added, “he said he couldn’t believe he fell for her Mexican lies, but in my opinion I don’t think Debi ever tried to hide her heritage. I just don’t know how someone doesn’t notice something like that, I mean seriously, all the clues were there: Deb took ‘Cinco De Mayo’ a little too seriously not to be Mexican, she’s always cooked awesome Mexican food, and she even spoke Spanish to all four of their kids, Juan, Julio, Consuela, and Miguelito.”

Dobbs could not be reached for comment, because according to his personal assistant, Dobbs was at the Hospital being checked for leprosy.

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6 Responses to Lou Dobbs to divorce wife after finding out she’s Mexican

  1. Dobbs Fan says:

    Debi Lee Segura, Lou Dobbs, second wife is MEXICAN? Wow, the level of hypocrisy in this country is unbelievable.

    • VatosLocos says:

      Yes, get over it already- Debi Lee Segura, Lou Dobbs’ wife is Mexican. Debi Lee Segura is just as much to blame for Lou Dobb’s views on immigration- considering as his wife she hasn’t laid down the law on his stupid anti-Mexican rhetoric.

  2. George says:

    This article is completely fabricated nonsense. Why are you printing complete falsehoods? More smearing of Dobbs as racist because he has the courage to bring up the issue of illegal immigration. He is not getting a divorce and he has always known that his wife is a Mexican national. He’d have to be a complete moron not to know that his wife is from Mexico. What type of article is this? Is this the online version of the national enquirer?

  3. Arturo says:

    ha, ha, ha que buena broma (what a funny joke) dude, but serously this guy dobbs is tottaly bizarre tha he hates immigrants and mexicans and hes married with a mexican and had 4 halfmexican kids 😀 😀 😀

  4. Gal says:

    My gosh. Ignorance is no way to rise to the top. The author of this piece might want to stop letting hate emotions rule an already compromised writing ability or rather, an inability.

    I feel your hate TooSafe. I feel it bad.

  5. William Terry Floyd says:

    Very unlikely since both Lou and Debi have been together for a very long time as a married couple. They are two inteligent individuals who are dedicated to one another and their family.

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